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Wed Oct 26

Work update

So my last post here was in Ireland, and I was kinda freaking out about leaving my job. 

Well, now I have left my job and have been working for the Goog for three days so far. I have learned so much, it’s pretty crazy. Everyone I’ve met so far has been very cool and helpful. I’m working in their ginormous data center here in Atlanta and have been trying to absorb as much info as possible. I keep telling myself that it’s nothing I can’t learn, I just need the time to get everything down pat. I’m learning workflow, server models, how parts are stored/distributed/disposed of, and trying to assimilate myself into the culture there. The scale of their operation is mind-blowing. 

It was almost too much to handle on my way in this morning, because sometimes I vacillate between being overwhelmed and excited. It’s a lot to process: new job, new daily routine, working out in the mornings and not training people in the evenings. My head is still spinning, and probably will be for awhile. 

This has been a renaissance for my brain though. Sometimes it’s downright exhilarating. It’s really strange to work super hard every day, learn a lot, and feel edified and know that I did stuff for pretty much eight hours straight. As far as feeling overwhelmed at times, I’m told that everyone that has started there has had similar feelings, so I’m no exception. I take comfort in that. 

The perks are pretty great too. I pretty much don’t have to buy groceries for myself anymore. There’s a well-stocked cafeteria that has food for the entire day, and not just shit food, like REAL FOOD. On my first day I had london broil and grilled asparagus. I’m told there is a very real “Google 20” effect because there is a lot to eat if you want it. Pizza, sandwiches, salads, cookies, smoothies, coffee machines, custom made omelets and waffle stations with fresh fruit everywhere, it’s pretty bananas. I don’t even have to buy frozen fruit anymore to make my protein shakes. 

Oh, and there are mini kitchens everywhere with non-perishables. Today I found all the candy jars chock full of peanut M&Ms, gummy worms, reese’s pieces, and more. And snack-size bags of chips, big jars of every kind of nut there is, and refrigerators full of drinks that have as much selection of drinks as whole foods. There’s pretty much nothing that isn’t there, and it’s all free. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so health conscious, but today I had a moment of weakness and had a philly cheesesteak and a quesedilla for lunch. 

Well, so my post about my job ended up being half about food. I do what I want. 

Fri Sep 23

Things done this week

Over the past four days, I have:

- Had Irish Guinness at a tiny town on the west coast of Ireland that overlooks the beach
- Explored and climbed to the top of a ruined castle tower, and did my best Monty Python impression of the Frenchman from Search For the Holy Grail
- Seen countless miles of countryside and farmland
- Returned to the same spot in Westport where Andrea and I had a pivotal moment in our relationship
- Raised a pint in a pub at 17:59 for Arthur Guinness Day (well, we were a minute late)
- Accepted a job offer from Google

It’s been a good week so far. As far as the last part, I’m fucking terrified to leave my current job. I’ve been there six years, and this leap I’m taking is one into the howling darkness. It will be hard to leave the sweet embrace of a government job to something that is not necessarily guaranteed.

I have no idea what life is going to be like six months or a year from now, but I think it’s going to be amazing. There comes a time in everyone’s career where they must choose to take a risk, and I believe this is my time.

Sun Aug 28
arrestedwesteros:

STEVE HOLT!

arrestedwesteros:

STEVE HOLT!

Sat Aug 20

Overheard at my house on Saturday afternoon

Me: Can we bang?
Andrea: Honey, I’m on my period. If you tried to fuck me right now it’d look like Gears of War.

Love that woman.

Sun Aug 14
Wed Jul 27
I lol’d

I lol’d

Sun Jul 24
Fri Jul 22

Women

I like my women the way I like my french fries: hot and salty. Cooked in hot oil. Crinkle-cut. Smothered in ketchup.

With huge tits.

Wed Jul 20
Mon Jul 18
For Alison.

For Alison.